Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Hermit's Cave, Upstate Manhattan -- The opening salvo has been fired in what the lords of hyperbole have dubbed "Scopes II," a ridiculous title that I will not repeat again. The case, brought by the ACLU and 11 families from the Dover area school district, is on the one hand a total embarrassment for the nation, and on the other a chance for legitimate scientific theory to wipe out the last vestiges of creationism in public school. We can only wait and hope.

Monday, September 26, 2005

Jesus, everytime I head over to Slate to check the the news or seethe with rage at Christophen Hitchen's mind-bogglingly tenuous gasp on reality, I see another one of the "kausfiles" warning of the evil afoot at the Times website. Though I agree with him that Times Select is a magnificently bone-headed move on the part of the paper, just let it play out. It's going to crash and burn, with the potential for new voices to come out of the ashes, but it's not the enormous phase-shift he's making it out to be. Nor do I agree with his assertion that should Times Select succeed, the nation's most influential commentators will shift to the right, as most people will no longer have access to the NYT's commentators. Influential commentators are a result of excellent writing, wit, and intelligence. While most right-leaning commentators have the advantage of copious amounts of hot air as well as controversial/confrontational stances/comments, there are only a few (see Hitchen, above) who are eloquent and intelligent enough to bother responding or engaging them. That fact, along with a predisposition among the online population toward higher levels of education, leaves me with little doubt that those individuals who take up the torch from the NYT's commentators probably won't have Rush Limbaugh as an idol or think that Roberts is a particularly swell guy.

Once again, I am proud to be out of Pennsylvania, where the Dover school board has succeeded in embarassing the entire state once more- Good job, guys! Let's just hope they get the smack-down they so richly deserve now that they have left Pennsyltuckey and entered onto the national stage.

Also, in a hat tip to my friend Mikey Utah, it's good to see that his State is still as fascist as he left it. Way to go, SLC and suburbs!

Why do I ignore reality? Because acknowledging it makes me cry.